God Bless My Underwear

God Bless My Underwear
(to the tune of “God Bless America”)
God bless my underwear, my only pair.
Stand beside them, and guide them,
Through the rips, through the holes, through the tears.
From the washer, to the dryer, to the clothesline in the air.
God bless my underwear, my only pair.
God bless my underwear, my only pair.
Thanks to the 5th grade girls who taught me this song!