late red carpet comments

Anika Noni Rose – bra free and smooshed down too much. Breasts should be round, girl, not flat! There is also a panty waistband line at her hip in the rear.

On E! Ryan Seacrest just flashed his Calvin Klein waistband. He is embarrassed asking people about their undergarments on the red carpet, he said, because it is the ultimate evening of class.

Gwenyth Paltrow – bra free, not unusual on her.

Nicole Kidman has a fabulous strap-free push up on under her red bow — oops, I meant dress.

Beyonce in celery green is missing the push up that her dress calls for. Not enough cleavage. She might be sick of everyone seeing her boobs after living in a tuxedo bra during her Irreplaceable video.

Anne Hathaway – could have used a thigh toner and a push up, but went a’ naturel.

Jennifer Hudson in a padded push up bra. Her thinnest feature is her legs and she has covered them. She is tugging at the front of her dress and looks uncomfortable. She is actually using the fabric in front of her tummy as a pocket to hold her hands in. Some publicist will have a talking to with her about that tomorrow.

Tammy Lynn Michaels in a strapless push up bra.

Isla Fisher – looks stunning in emerald but could have used some tummy control. Bra pads built in her dress aren’t quite enough support, but I think that was on purpose.

Reese Witherspoon after her “I got divorced” diet – more on her later

Abigail Breslin – I am so glad to see this Little Miss Sunshine looking her age!!

Meryl Streep fixes her bra strap on national TV. She must not have had a professional fitting before her big night. She needs to read the book “The Lingerie Handbook” by Rebecca Apsan.

Kirsten Dunst looks like she adapted the dress she wore 10 years ago. Yuck. But her breasts usually look too large for her frame and she is often accused of fake breasts – no one will say that about her tonight. She is in proportion.